Wait—goddamn, there’s more?
So much more.
The original notebooks still exist. They’re in the top right drawer in a rolltop desk in the basement of my parent’s house. There were 5 of them. Top spiral memo pads, pocket-sized edition. I wrote on the front and back. On the front cover I put a strip of masking tape and wrote (what else?) The Book of Isms. Volumes I – V. My buddy Brandon has suggested I start a volume VI, some twelve years after the project finished. What do you think?
Missed the beginning? Or parts 2, 3, and 4?
- We’re the fun, the few, the proud.
- Let’s add Hoosierbag to the equation.
- Wasabi dah?
- “Life, wife, strife.” Remember that in 32 years.
- Is now a good later?
- Fuck your middle.
- Add David Bowie and Mick Fleetwood to the Rick James quotient.
- For some, hell is only 6 feet underground.
- Sexual posturing happens during the entire course of your life.
- Though I must say, it’s worst during high school.
- Coming soon to a theater near you: World War III, a Masonic Film Production
- “Less talk, more fuck.”
- Fun with numbers! Illuminati Conspiracy Theories.
- “Being drunk or high for 4 days.” Ah, so that’s what it’s like to be 60 bucks.
- Get this…on June 11, 1899, Pope Leo XIII dedicated the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE to the Sacred Heart of Jesus!
- In this currently modern time, exactly ‘what’ does “helping the teacher cleanup” entail?
- “Is there anything else you require?” -Worf
- And there will be a great confusion as to where we really are.
- That’s just the way it is, so live with it.
- Give me a million dollar piss.
- Why are mountains coming out of the sky and standing there? Why YES? Why?!
- Pay me money! My body is a temple. My temple is a whorehouse.
- “This joint is rolled so tight you can throw it against a wall.”
- This is an excuse. It’s called my life.
- Ohh hiyo (Ohio) What a name for a block of land, with some rocks, and water, and plenty of shit.
- Call me Nostradamus. Now pay me money.
- paymemoney.com
- Bukkake! Pay me money!
- Those crazy Asians take it on the face, then take it to the bank.
- We’re in a gigantic moneymaking cult C-U-L-T
- Listen to Paul McCartney’s music sometime..I have the subliminal message…”Hi! I’m Paul McCartney and I’m swimming in money! Isn’t that fabulous? Pay me money!”
- Morons like Matthew Lesko are being paid by morons like you
- Someone’s getting paid to sit there.
- You have nothing over me, except I pay you money.
- Women also suffer from PMMS. Pay Me Money Syndrome for the unfamiliar.
- Kiss me! I’m Romanian. Let me see your brown spot.
- Hang up the phone and suck my dick.
- I’ll admit I’ve watched Highlander, the show and the movie.
- 16 bucks for beer and pizza. You come blazed and leave housed.
- Kids growing up in the 80s know a lot about 2 things: Dope and Nintendo.